'The Onion' weighs in on the Clooney twins

by Katiedot Fri 05 May 2017, 06:38

For those who don't know, The Onion is a satyrical/spoof website:

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George And Amal Clooney Expecting Twins

CBS anchor Julie Chen reports that George and Amal Clooney are expecting twins, due this summer. What do you think?

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“Are you sure? I was just at Target, and there’s no registry listed for them.”
Chandler Baird SYSTEMS ANALYST
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“I can’t wait to force those children to grow up before my eyes!”
Vicky Reisen WIRE SPOOLER
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“Ah, what the hell. The world could use a few more Clooneys.”
Ron Weiss